Please? I'll do anything...

[nicevenn]

Could I possibly tempt anyone to write an Arthur/Merlin speedpr0nz fic based on this prompt: “Look, you said to hold it, so I held it. It’s not my fault this happened.”

I want to write an H/D fic based on it, but I think the prompt is even better for M/A. Sadly, it's too soon for me to attempt it myself.

Please?

I'll beta it and/or write HP slash in return. Heck, I'll even offer sexual favors...