On Fickle Muses

Harry and Draco are snogging in a compartment on the Hogwarts Express, surrounded by empty candy wrappers.

Enter Hermione.

Hermione: Has anyone seen a muse? Bella's lost hers.

Harry: Check the nearest Muggle computer. He's probably watching Merlin or reading fanfic that doesn't mention Draco and me.

Draco: And if you find the fickle bastard, do tell him to get back to work. Bella's got speedpr0nz and Smoochfest to write.