HP Squicky Slash Pairing Meme

Which Harry Potter Squicky Slash Pairing Are You Doomed To Write? by circlegame
Username
Number of pairs of shoes you own
Pairing	Peeves/Fred/George
Why you had to write it	To save your dog

Um, yeah. My pairing isn't as inspiring as leo_draconis's. At least not for someone who doesn't write crack.

Ooh, and speaking of Leo...if you haven't read The Sweet Scent of Potter's Trousers yet, then there's something wrong with you. Seriously, you don't know what you're missing. Go read it!