Fic: Hammer & Tongs 3/?
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nicevennTitle: Hammer & Tongs 3/?
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nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 323
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid.
A/N: Loki's chapters are bynicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry.
Sif, did you honestly speak to Thor? He’s worse than ever.
No, he didn’t. We don’t talk about his conquests. He’s learned better than to bother me with such nonsense.
I know because I can see it. He has a certain glow about him after he’s had sex.
You think I could use a glow about me? And tell me, what purpose would that serve, other than to make me look like a besotted fool?
For the last time, I’m not jealous. But do you know what? I’m going to put an end to this argument once and for all. I’m going to share a bed with another and prove to you that it’s not a big deal to me.
I’m not a woman, Sif. I don’t guard my virginity like some precious trinket. I couldn't care less if it’s with someone special.
Yes, I think I just might. He’ll be the easiest to pursue. Not that I don’t like a challenge -- I do -- but I’d rather get this over with as quickly as possible. And he’s likey bedded nearly as many as Thor. If I really do need someone to “shatter my defenses,” as you put it, then he should prove capable.
I’m not worried about that; it won’t happen. The only reason I’m doing this to prove to you that I’m not jealous, so we can finally focus on the matter at hand.
Oh, but I insist. Unless you’re jealous? If so, I’ll gladly let you do it. We can get this over with here and now.
Ouch, that was harsh. You wound me, Sif.
I could change into a woman, you know. I’m not sure how long I could keep it up, but --
Alright, alright! You can’t blame me for trying. I must be going now, but we’ll talk again soon, yes?
Continue to chapter 4
Start at the beginning
Authors:
nicevenn and nursedarryPairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 323
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid.
A/N: Loki's chapters are by
nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Sif, did you honestly speak to Thor? He’s worse than ever.
No, he didn’t. We don’t talk about his conquests. He’s learned better than to bother me with such nonsense.
I know because I can see it. He has a certain glow about him after he’s had sex.
You think I could use a glow about me? And tell me, what purpose would that serve, other than to make me look like a besotted fool?
For the last time, I’m not jealous. But do you know what? I’m going to put an end to this argument once and for all. I’m going to share a bed with another and prove to you that it’s not a big deal to me.
I’m not a woman, Sif. I don’t guard my virginity like some precious trinket. I couldn't care less if it’s with someone special.
Yes, I think I just might. He’ll be the easiest to pursue. Not that I don’t like a challenge -- I do -- but I’d rather get this over with as quickly as possible. And he’s likey bedded nearly as many as Thor. If I really do need someone to “shatter my defenses,” as you put it, then he should prove capable.
I’m not worried about that; it won’t happen. The only reason I’m doing this to prove to you that I’m not jealous, so we can finally focus on the matter at hand.
Oh, but I insist. Unless you’re jealous? If so, I’ll gladly let you do it. We can get this over with here and now.
Ouch, that was harsh. You wound me, Sif.
I could change into a woman, you know. I’m not sure how long I could keep it up, but --
Alright, alright! You can’t blame me for trying. I must be going now, but we’ll talk again soon, yes?
Continue to chapter 4
Start at the beginning
