Fic: Hammer & Tongs 11/?
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nicevennTitle: Hammer & Tongs 11/?
Authors:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 214
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid.
A/N: Loki's chapters are bynicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry.
Stop making me laugh, Sif. My stomach’s beginning to hurt. Who knew you had so many wonderful things to say about Thor?
Alas, no. He’s not overcompensating for anything with that hammer. I... saw a little too much out on the Bifrost last night.
I don’t know. I didn’t look that closely.
Okay, maybe about...this long.
No, I don’t remember how thick! If you’re that curious, why don’t you go and find out for yourself? I bet he’d be more than willing to show you. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if he comes barging in here at any moment.
You don’t seriously think he’s going to keep turning a blind eye at our meetings forever, do you? He hasn’t suspected anything yet because he knows you prefer women. But he’ll start questioning that belief soon enough--if he hasn’t already.
Would you like some more mead?
You’re welcome.
Second thoughts about what?
Oh... Are you sure it’s not because you’re drunk?
Of course I’m still willing. More than ever.
....
Mmm, you taste like honey. A light, golden honey--the color of Thor’s hair.
What?
No, I didn’t... it was just an observation.
Shut up and kiss me again.
....
Thor! What are you doing here?
Chapter 12
Authors:
nicevenn and nursedarryPairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 214
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid.
A/N: Loki's chapters are by
nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Stop making me laugh, Sif. My stomach’s beginning to hurt. Who knew you had so many wonderful things to say about Thor?
Alas, no. He’s not overcompensating for anything with that hammer. I... saw a little too much out on the Bifrost last night.
I don’t know. I didn’t look that closely.
Okay, maybe about...this long.
No, I don’t remember how thick! If you’re that curious, why don’t you go and find out for yourself? I bet he’d be more than willing to show you. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if he comes barging in here at any moment.
You don’t seriously think he’s going to keep turning a blind eye at our meetings forever, do you? He hasn’t suspected anything yet because he knows you prefer women. But he’ll start questioning that belief soon enough--if he hasn’t already.
Would you like some more mead?
You’re welcome.
Second thoughts about what?
Oh... Are you sure it’s not because you’re drunk?
Of course I’m still willing. More than ever.
....
Mmm, you taste like honey. A light, golden honey--the color of Thor’s hair.
What?
No, I didn’t... it was just an observation.
Shut up and kiss me again.
....
Thor! What are you doing here?
Chapter 12
