nicevenn | Fic: Hammer & Tongs 15/?

Title: Hammer & Tongs 15/?
Authors:

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 225
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid.
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry.

Crying or throwing things? Tell me, Brother, have you ever known me to be guilty of suchbehavior?

You're so surprised to see me. One would thinkyou're... up to something.
Hello, Heimdall. Fine evening, is it not? Very quiet. Perhaps some braying would liven things up?

Forgive me, Brother. I did not mean to insult you.

Why yes, it is a bottle of mead in my hand. Am I not allowed to have a drink every now and then?

No, Thor. Stop. I don't require any apologies.

You did leave a job unfinished – that much is true. In fact, I just came to see if maybeHeimdall would be more inclined to do that for me, but I see you got here first. I shall have to look elsewhere. Goodnight, then.

What do you mean, you won't allow it?

So what if I am on a mission? You've been on the same mission almost every night since puberty. I have needs, too, Brother.

Let you attend to them? I tried that. It didn't work.

Don't touch that! It's mine.

I'm not swaying.

Get your hands off me! I'm going to bed. Alone, you'll be pleased to know.

I won't fall, and I don't need you to escort me.

...

Thor, put me down this instant!

Chapter 16