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On Fickle Muses
Apr. 7th, 2010 09:25 amHarry and Draco are snogging in a compartment on the Hogwarts Express, surrounded by empty candy wrappers.
Enter Hermione.
Hermione: Has anyone seen a muse? Bella's lost hers.
Harry: Check the nearest Muggle computer. He's probably watching Merlin or reading fanfic that doesn't mention Draco and me.
Draco: And if you find the fickle bastard, do tell him to get back to work. Bella's got speedpr0nz and Smoochfest to write.
Enter Hermione.
Hermione: Has anyone seen a muse? Bella's lost hers.
Harry: Check the nearest Muggle computer. He's probably watching Merlin or reading fanfic that doesn't mention Draco and me.
Draco: And if you find the fickle bastard, do tell him to get back to work. Bella's got speedpr0nz and Smoochfest to write.
