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Nov. 20th, 2011 06:59 pmTitle: Five Things Harry Loves Hates About Malfoy
Author:
nicevenn
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: Harry and Draco are the property of J.K. Rowling.
Wordcount: 535
A/N: Written for
mssekishi at
hogwartsishome. This can stand alone, but is intended as a companion piece to Five Things Draco Hates About Potter
1. The drawl
Harry has hated the drawl since the first time he met Malfoy. The pale boy at Madam Malkin’s had sounded spoiled and bored; and now, eight years later, he still sounds spoiled and bored. It is as if Malfoy thinks he rules the world, and that everyone he talks to has the time and patience to listen to him speak soooo sloooowly.
But Harry knows that Malfoy isn’t always so controlled. He knows that if they’re in
bed together, and Harry thrusts at the right angle, Malfoy will come undone. He’ll beg Harry for more and faster and make sounds no one else would believe he’s capable of.
2. The slicked-back hair
It’s just too perfect. Harry hates it when Malfoy looks so immaculate, and he hates that his hair is as hard as a helmet. But he’s willing to tolerate it because, again, he is the only one who gets to see it otherwise. Harry makes sure to grab fistfuls of the silky blond strands when Malfoy gives him head, mussing it up as much as he can.
No one but Harry has any idea how gorgeous Malfoy looks then, lips swollen and hair sticking up in every direction. That image is Harry’s alone.
3. The expensive clothes
Somehow, Malfoy always manages to trick Harry into paying for it. Whenever they go out for dinner or coffee, they invariably end up at some shop, where Malfoy claims that he didn’t bring any money.
Malfoy says that expensive clothes are made from finer material. Harry hates to agree, but he knows that nothing draws his attention to Malfoy’s neck more than the crisp white collar of a shirt that costs more than Ron’s entire wardrobe. Sometimes
he finds himself appreciating how Malfoy’s clothes feel in his hands whilst they’re snogging, and it makes him all the more eager to feel the heat of Malfoy’s skin beneath his fingers.
4. He’s such a good flier
At least once a week, Harry and Malfoy go chasing after the Snitch together. The bet is always the same: the loser gives the winner a good rim job. Harry doesn’t always win. In fact, he rarely ever wins anymore -- which is unfortunate because Malfoy gives a damn good rim job.
Then, when they go out with friends, Harry has to suffer through Malfoy’s bragging
about how many times he has beaten Harry to the Snitch. No one believes him, of course, but Harry knows that it’s the truth, and it has him seething.
5. His father
The man is responsible for all of the other things he hates about Malfoy. It was he who had taught Malfoy to drawl like that, he who had taught Malfoy how to comb his hair, he who had spoiled the git, and he who had taught him to fly.
Harry hates him with a passion. He hates him for his past allegiance to Voldemort, for leading Malfoy down the wrong path, for the way he treated all the people Harry cares about and, most of all, for siring the man who has managed to turn Harry into a babbling, bumbling, baboon. A head over heals in love baboon.
The End.
Author:
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: Harry and Draco are the property of J.K. Rowling.
Wordcount: 535
A/N: Written for
1. The drawl
Harry has hated the drawl since the first time he met Malfoy. The pale boy at Madam Malkin’s had sounded spoiled and bored; and now, eight years later, he still sounds spoiled and bored. It is as if Malfoy thinks he rules the world, and that everyone he talks to has the time and patience to listen to him speak soooo sloooowly.
But Harry knows that Malfoy isn’t always so controlled. He knows that if they’re in
bed together, and Harry thrusts at the right angle, Malfoy will come undone. He’ll beg Harry for more and faster and make sounds no one else would believe he’s capable of.
2. The slicked-back hair
It’s just too perfect. Harry hates it when Malfoy looks so immaculate, and he hates that his hair is as hard as a helmet. But he’s willing to tolerate it because, again, he is the only one who gets to see it otherwise. Harry makes sure to grab fistfuls of the silky blond strands when Malfoy gives him head, mussing it up as much as he can.
No one but Harry has any idea how gorgeous Malfoy looks then, lips swollen and hair sticking up in every direction. That image is Harry’s alone.
3. The expensive clothes
Somehow, Malfoy always manages to trick Harry into paying for it. Whenever they go out for dinner or coffee, they invariably end up at some shop, where Malfoy claims that he didn’t bring any money.
Malfoy says that expensive clothes are made from finer material. Harry hates to agree, but he knows that nothing draws his attention to Malfoy’s neck more than the crisp white collar of a shirt that costs more than Ron’s entire wardrobe. Sometimes
he finds himself appreciating how Malfoy’s clothes feel in his hands whilst they’re snogging, and it makes him all the more eager to feel the heat of Malfoy’s skin beneath his fingers.
4. He’s such a good flier
At least once a week, Harry and Malfoy go chasing after the Snitch together. The bet is always the same: the loser gives the winner a good rim job. Harry doesn’t always win. In fact, he rarely ever wins anymore -- which is unfortunate because Malfoy gives a damn good rim job.
Then, when they go out with friends, Harry has to suffer through Malfoy’s bragging
about how many times he has beaten Harry to the Snitch. No one believes him, of course, but Harry knows that it’s the truth, and it has him seething.
5. His father
The man is responsible for all of the other things he hates about Malfoy. It was he who had taught Malfoy to drawl like that, he who had taught Malfoy how to comb his hair, he who had spoiled the git, and he who had taught him to fly.
Harry hates him with a passion. He hates him for his past allegiance to Voldemort, for leading Malfoy down the wrong path, for the way he treated all the people Harry cares about and, most of all, for siring the man who has managed to turn Harry into a babbling, bumbling, baboon. A head over heals in love baboon.
The End.
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