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hd_seasons. We'll we've gone and done it again, this time with Thorki and conversations instead of letters. I hope you enjoy the ride as much as we are. :D
Title: Hammer & Tongs 1/?
Authors:nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 375
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts.
A/N: Loki's chapters are bynicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry.
Sif, are you even listening to me? You haven't said anything.
Nonsense, I’ve given you ample opportunity to voice your thoughts. And no, I assure you I'm not jealous. I'm just worried about the future of Asgard. Thor's Coronation Day draws ever nearer, and all he can think about is bedding young maidens. He hasn't a clue what it means to rule.
Yes, as a matter of fact I do think I have a better understanding of a king's responsibilities than he does, but that's besides the point. It is Thor, not I, who is the heir to the throne. I think it's about time he stop tumbling everything with legs and start using that head of his -- the one on his shoulders, I mean.
This is not a laughing matter. And I told you: I'm not jealous. Sex is highly overrated, anyway. And dangerous, I might add. It blinds people to the truth and can turn even the most sensible man into a bumbling idiot.
No, I haven't tried it. I’ve more important matters to attend to. And even if that was on the top of my agenda -- have you had a look around? Who would I do it with?
Fandral? As if he needs another notch in his belt. Besides, what makes you think I would choose a man?
Sif, the things that come out of your mouth never fail to shock me. Well, I don't see myself turning to mush for a person of either sex, but if I had to, I suppose I might choose to try it that way.
No, I won't ask Fandral. I was only speaking hypothetically.
Maybe you could try beating some sense into Thor? Logic doesn't seem to work on him. When I tried to broach the subject, he looked at me as if I'd turned into a Jotun. A moment later he laughed and said, "What do you know about such matters, Brother?" And then he ruffled my hair! Am I to still be considered a child because I don't give in to base desires as easily as he does?
Yes, all right, go. But do have a word with Thor when you get a chance.
Continue to part 2
nursedarry and I used to write at hd_seasons. We'll we've gone and done it again, this time with Thorki and conversations instead of letters. I hope you enjoy the ride as much as we are. :DTitle: Hammer & Tongs 1/?
Authors:
nicevenn and nursedarryPairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 375
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts.
A/N: Loki's chapters are by
nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Sif, are you even listening to me? You haven't said anything.
Nonsense, I’ve given you ample opportunity to voice your thoughts. And no, I assure you I'm not jealous. I'm just worried about the future of Asgard. Thor's Coronation Day draws ever nearer, and all he can think about is bedding young maidens. He hasn't a clue what it means to rule.
Yes, as a matter of fact I do think I have a better understanding of a king's responsibilities than he does, but that's besides the point. It is Thor, not I, who is the heir to the throne. I think it's about time he stop tumbling everything with legs and start using that head of his -- the one on his shoulders, I mean.
This is not a laughing matter. And I told you: I'm not jealous. Sex is highly overrated, anyway. And dangerous, I might add. It blinds people to the truth and can turn even the most sensible man into a bumbling idiot.
No, I haven't tried it. I’ve more important matters to attend to. And even if that was on the top of my agenda -- have you had a look around? Who would I do it with?
Fandral? As if he needs another notch in his belt. Besides, what makes you think I would choose a man?
Sif, the things that come out of your mouth never fail to shock me. Well, I don't see myself turning to mush for a person of either sex, but if I had to, I suppose I might choose to try it that way.
No, I won't ask Fandral. I was only speaking hypothetically.
Maybe you could try beating some sense into Thor? Logic doesn't seem to work on him. When I tried to broach the subject, he looked at me as if I'd turned into a Jotun. A moment later he laughed and said, "What do you know about such matters, Brother?" And then he ruffled my hair! Am I to still be considered a child because I don't give in to base desires as easily as he does?
Yes, all right, go. But do have a word with Thor when you get a chance.
Continue to part 2
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