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Fic: Hammer & Tongs 5/?
Title: Hammer & Tongs 5/?
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nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 349
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid.
A/N: Loki's chapters are bynicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry.
Will you help me kill him?
Don’t pretend you don’t know who I’m talking about, Sif. I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone in Asgard has heard about it by now. He made quite a scene.
But it was going so well. Fandral was ready to give me anything I wanted. I even managed to convince him that I’d talked to Thor and that he was okay with it.
What’s that look of surprise? It’s well-known that I can make anyone believe what I want.
You know what happened next: Thor barged in, Mjolnir in hand, and told Fandral to get his filthy hands off me and ordered me to leave. He was furious. But do you know what’s worse? They’re in there right now -- in my quarters -- doing the very deed I was not allowed to indulge in.
I don’t know. Thor sort of stumbled into him and it just... happened.
Tell me, Sif, am I not allowed to have a bit of fun?
I don’t, but let’s say I did. Am I not also a prince of Asgard? Shouldn’t I be allowed to bed whomever I please?
Protective? I didn’t ask for his protection; I can take care of myself.
Of course I”ll try again.
You don’t think he would have interrupted if it had been a woman? Then I will most certainly choose another man as my next target. Who I choose to sleep with is no concern of Thor’s.
Yes, I shall try to be more discreet. There’s no need to get Father involved.
Did I what?
Well, we didn’t get to do very much before Thor’s...interruption... but no, it wasn’t anything extraordinary. I’ll admit that the body does indeed react differently to another’s touch than to one’s own, but...
What do you care if I’ve touched myself?
Yes, well, your curiosity is quite unsettling. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go and decide on my next target.
Continue to chapter 6
Start at the beginning
Authors:
nicevenn and nursedarryPairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 349
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid.
A/N: Loki's chapters are by
nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry. Will you help me kill him?
Don’t pretend you don’t know who I’m talking about, Sif. I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone in Asgard has heard about it by now. He made quite a scene.
But it was going so well. Fandral was ready to give me anything I wanted. I even managed to convince him that I’d talked to Thor and that he was okay with it.
What’s that look of surprise? It’s well-known that I can make anyone believe what I want.
You know what happened next: Thor barged in, Mjolnir in hand, and told Fandral to get his filthy hands off me and ordered me to leave. He was furious. But do you know what’s worse? They’re in there right now -- in my quarters -- doing the very deed I was not allowed to indulge in.
I don’t know. Thor sort of stumbled into him and it just... happened.
Tell me, Sif, am I not allowed to have a bit of fun?
I don’t, but let’s say I did. Am I not also a prince of Asgard? Shouldn’t I be allowed to bed whomever I please?
Protective? I didn’t ask for his protection; I can take care of myself.
Of course I”ll try again.
You don’t think he would have interrupted if it had been a woman? Then I will most certainly choose another man as my next target. Who I choose to sleep with is no concern of Thor’s.
Yes, I shall try to be more discreet. There’s no need to get Father involved.
Did I what?
Well, we didn’t get to do very much before Thor’s...interruption... but no, it wasn’t anything extraordinary. I’ll admit that the body does indeed react differently to another’s touch than to one’s own, but...
What do you care if I’ve touched myself?
Yes, well, your curiosity is quite unsettling. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go and decide on my next target.
Continue to chapter 6
Start at the beginning
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Thanks for share this shared-fic! You two are really good writers! :D
I must confess... I have a weak spot for Loki! And you´re developing his side of the story so well... I love it! ^__^
Please update soon!
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