nicevenn

Title: Hammer & Tongs 13/?
Authors:

nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 326
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid.
A/N: Loki's chapters are by

nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by

nursedarry.

Welcome back, Sif.

I thought we’d be at it longer, too.

Do you really want to know?

Well, after Thor kicked you out he was quite eager to implement your suggestion. We kissed, and then I suggested we try something I’d seen in a magazine on Midgard. I believe they call it a “blowjob.”

No, I suppose the word doesn’t sound very pleasant, but the act itself seems promising. And it's very popular on Midgard... I just wanted to do something no one else has ever done to him.

What exactly did it involve? I had to put my lips around his cock and move my mouth in the same manner as if we were having sex.

No, I’m not going to show you the magazine!

He sounded like he enjoyed it, but then it came time to reciprocate, and...

Do you mind if I open another bottle of mead?

Thank you.

Oh, he reciprocated. He tried to, anyway. I was so close when he ran off.

I have no idea what happened. One second he had his mouth around my cock and the next he was running out the door. I can’t believe he just left me like that. Perhaps he couldn’t decide if he should spit or swallow.

What did I do? Why do you even want to know?

No, I don't want you to talk to Thor. I think it's probably best if we just forget tonight ever happened.

It was enjoyable. Unbelievable, actually. It's just that...well...apparently Thor didn't agree.

No. You must not mention one word about this to him, Sif. There's no reason for him to think this experience has affected me in any way.

Right, the hour has grown late. Shall I take this bottle off your hands?

Chapter 14