Fic: Hammer & Tongs 17/?

[nicevenn]

Title: Hammer & Tongs 17/?
Authors: nicevenn and nursedarry
Pairing: Thor/Loki, mentions of Thor/Others and attempts at Loki/Others
Rating: NC-17 overall
Wordcount: 178
Summary: In which Thor gets laid, Loki tries to get laid, and Thor effectively thwarts all of his attempts. Eventually, they both get laid.
A/N: Loki's chapters are by nicevenn. Thor's chapters are by nursedarry.




Ugh, not again. 

Look, I know I’ve neglected you in the past, but now is really not the time. 

Go down. There’s no way I’ll allow Thor the pleasure of seeing any more of us tonight, and I think we can both agree that my hand is no comparison to his mouth. 

I should have known you’d enjoy the memory of that. But a memory is all it’s going to be until Thor learns his lesson. 

Oh, for fuck’s sake, fine. 

...

There... happy?

....

Mmmm.

.....

Remember how his hand felt, with those calloused fingers, and how soft and wet his mouth was in contrast?

Fuck, yeah...

Oh...

I bet he’s still as tight as a virgin, despite what Heimdall did to him.

Ah, you like the thought of that, don’t you? Thor’s tight little arse.... No doubt you’d be snug in there. 

Mmm....


*a knock at the door*


Dammit, I’m not here.


*more knocking, along with Thor’s pleas to open the door*


Oh yes, you like the sound of him begging. Fucking pervert. 

Oh....

....

YES!

Chapter 18